Ok... I think the partying is finally done... Which means I can finally make my rain function! Woohoo! We'll hopefully enough to form some sort of sentence. If I start talking nonsense just blame it on the lack of brain cells left after all the beer I have consumed in the past week and a half.
Following the mayhem of the pink palace, we found ourselves in Prague, Czech Republic for 2 days. I can tell you from those 2 days though, that you most definitely need at least a week! I could literally spend hours just walking around and staring at all the architecture, roaming the shops, smelling the amazing aroma of sweet bread and just people watching! My parents coming to visit me in about a month and I insisted that we go to prague! I haven't seen enough of the beautiful city. During our time in Prague, I finally got to make one more mark off of the good old bucket list... We got fifth pedicures!! Warning: if you are ticklish (I have no clue how to spell haha) you might have a panic attack haha. I was sitting beside my friend Scott, and I swear I stopped the blood in his arm from circulating, I was grabbing it so tightly. Also a warning, if you have a cut, like I did (I was a moron and fell through some shitty rotting wood flooring and scratched up my whole leg haha), these fish will attack that cut and show no mercy. No matter how much you squirm your foot to get them off they stay glued on there. Other than this amazing experience, we spent the rest of the day eating and getting ready for the nighttime craziness!
In prague there is one of the most famous bars in Central Europe and that is because it is the biggest bar with 5 floors! Each floor of this building has a different theme, from 80s to electronic, there is even an ice bar in the basement! So naturally, we go on a pub crawl that includes this bar. I was doing well, as in I could walk straight and I could understand my surroundings.. All until we hit one bar. I wish I could tell you the name of it because it was hilarious, but basically at this bar the themeish thing seemed to be people drinking out of fish bowls. Now when you think of a fish bowl, most bars serve them as like a hand grid individual drink that is generally one or two shots and a lot if juice or pop. This bar served them and they were more like a giant flower vase that could hold 6 dozen flowers, rather than a fish bowl. It had go knows how many shots in it, along with an entire litre of coke... My life. To top it all off there were 6 of us splitting it, in 40 minutes, while most people had 8-10 people sharing it and over an hour to drink it. Needless to say we barely stopped to breathe and finished the whole thing! This was then followed by the giant 5 bars and later by a strip club. No the strip club was not apart of the crawl, but at 3am what's better than a bunch of strippers?! I've been to strip clubs before but most of them were pretty lame, so obviously for this one I was front row center! The best part of the night is that, I was so in awe by one of the strippers that I decided she deserved a tip.. So out comes the wallet and in slips the bills to her giant hooker heels... Obviously since she had nowhere else to put it. This was followed by a kiss on the cheek and then up pops the next dancer. At this point I'm literally dying laughing, a. Because I'm so excited with myself that I tipped a stripper and b. because the new girl who has taken over the stage is literally pregnant. I couldn't believe it! She was a skinny girl with a belly that was way to hard looking to be fat and in proportion to her body there was no other explanation for it. I immediately turned to my friend and told him and we literally could do nothing else but stare.
Needless to say, it was quite an adventurous night.
Up next, Budapest, Hungary!
For those looking to party there is a hostel right in the center of town ... Not like you're really going to see the town. It is such a shitshow that as soon as you manage to get your butt out of bed from your hangover, there is already at least 2 tables of beer pong going on and a couple of funnels as well. As a result, this is the way the next 3 days went.
Got there late, decided to just eat and figure out the next day... So the next day begins, and we are at the zoo... But in Budapest you can't just be at the zoo... So were at the zoo with a bottle of vodka! We saw some pretty cool animals, although I was pretty sad I didn't get to hold a sloth (no mark off the bucket list there). This was then followed by more drinking at the hostel and continued to a night at the Sparty. Now, a Sparty is a little confusing to explain other than a giant pool orgi... Yes orgi.... So what happens is, it's fucking freezing, and bar tenders don't want to have to deal with money so instead you prepay for a card that you just tap. So you run from the pool to the bar sceam beer me, tap the car, and before you know it your drunk ass is back in the hot pool. Now when I say pool, it's more like 3 giant pools combined into one giant circle. The whole pool is about 4.5 feet deep, and the entire surrounds of the pool as well as the insides are basically people having sex. You literally have to dodge them.... Oh and you really don't want to put anything in the water, especially not your head, because bathrooms only exist in the pool. So that warmth, is probably a combination of pool heating and pee... But who can really tell. It sounds nasty but it's definitely something you need to do... Preferably when young.
The following day there was no such thing as a hangover. Instead there was something called a beer bike. Again something that is kind of hard to picture so refer to the actual pictures below. Essentially it's a bike that seats probably 12 or so people. All of the seats are facing towards the center and in the center is the bar. There is a keg at the front of the bike, a guide (he's sober don't worry... Or so we hope), and a security guy who is basically just there to make sure you don't fall off the bike and die. Now the bike literally doesn't move if you don't move the wheels, so as you can imagine it doesn't go all that fast... That doesn't stop us from going on the road. People literally hated us. Men and woman attempting to go to work or run errands or what not are literally stuck behind this "vehicle" filled with drunk kids drinking beer. Before you start to question this, it is legal. We passed by many police officers and literally held out our beer and yelled cheers and they continued about their day.
Us, being the drunks that we are ordered 30 litres for 9 people, which was supposed to last us the 2 hour bike trip. That lasted all of 45 minutes... So we filled her back up with another 20 litres and continued about our way. It's safe to say we weren't so sober by the end. By the time we got back we had a quick power nap before the jäger train and hostel party that was taking place that night.
Last but not least Vienna, Austria!
Phewf were almost caught up. Vienna was literally put in place as a break before the ultimate shitshow known as Oktoberfest. We had 4 days before this big event and therefore these days were spent exploring and sleeping! I spoke with one of my friends before I left to travel the city and she explained that it is one of the most beautiful cities! I could literally walk around and just fall in love because of the architecture. Essentially you stare at a building and just saw wow that's a beautiful building, only to realize its nothing special and is just a mcdonalds! She was not wrong, I literally sat in the middle of town took a picture of the building infront of me that was stunning, sent it to my dad with the caption... This is h and m! I was so happy that we were there for 4 days because I could literally spend a whole day just walking around staring at buildings, definitely another one of my favourite cities. The worst part is, one of my favourite buildings, that I literally ran to because I saw it from afar and fell in love, had its beautiful view ruined by a damn circus... Who puts a circus infront of the biggest most beautiful building in Vienna!
Alright, I will leave you with that super quick, but still decently long update. Once I get some sleep I will write you a novel on its own about oktoberfest! As for right now I'm going to continue to ride out this hangover on this train, chug some water and eat my burger!
More stories to come, so keep an eye out!
Xoxo